Straight Guys Jerk Off And Worship Just The Same

Straight Guys Jerk Off

You love stroking, but until now, you have only ever jerked off over girls, you think it’s the hottest thing ever, jerking off over girls, well join the gang, we all love jerking off over girls, that the easy release, the quick cum, the blowjobs, the fingering, the smell of a shaven cunt, I understand straight boi stuff, because I am a straight alpha.

Even as you read this, I know your twitching...

Now broaden your thoughts for a moment, go on a journey with me, let me tell you that its not only gay dudes that call me, that interact with me, its not only bi guys that call me and want to play, or listen to my goody bags, its all guys. I have lots of straight guys just like you, that call because they want to play and its even more naughty for them to play with me.

We have urges, only another man can understand that ache...

Phone sex is taboo, but whats even more taboo is when your stroking off for me, no one that you know would believe it, your not that type, no one would guess, it would be considered impossible, not you, you would never stroke your cock for another guy, your straight, hahahahahaha

Secrecy is the aphrodisiac, and us men crave that naughtiness...

Trust me I hear that a lot, and I know you well boi, better than you know yourself, because I have a cock too, a big fat white cock, so I know exactly how the cock hungers, and how us men are driven to the edge of insanity when we need to cum, so who better than someone like me, a person experienced, a skilled artisan. I know what you’re going through, I understand your ache, I know when your balls need emptying, I am the best person to bring you to the edge and throw you off into orgasmic oblivion!

We men will do anything to get to that higher orgasm, gooning to hell to get there... 

Situations That Drive Straight Guys To Me

There are so many reasons that I have hundreds of straight guys calling me, so read below, I promise you will fall into one of these categories.

...only a man knows that in the moment of need we dont care, its just a hole...

Highly Sexed Straight Guys

You guys are unstoppable, you’re brimming with cum all the time. You have girlfriends and some of you even have wives, but your partners just cannot keep up with the rate at which your balls create cum. You fuck your missus and then she falls asleep and somewhere in the night you get hungry again, and you need to cum, well guess where you end up? Exactly, so save the hassle and know you always have a jerk off partner here, call me.

Emptying that sack keeps our minds healthy...

Straight Guys Stuck In Sexually Stagnant Relationships

You straight guys might well be the biggest category of all. When the relationship started or when you got married all was well, you were fucking like rabbits and your sexual pleasure meant something, you were cared for, you felt needed, your sexual needs were understood and taken care off, but time has elapsed and your other half no longer understands that sexual release is mandatory, its not a nice to have, its REQUIRED for a man to function. However, he or she simply does not understand that, and they feel secure in having you, so they no longer need to perform, and you as a result just put up with what you get, jerking yourself off and maybe getting fucked once a month if your lucky. Your situation is never going to change, eventually its going to break, but it might be many years of shit to put up with before you finally snap, and you will snap, because you’re a man, and we cannot function, we cannot think straight unless those balls are emptied regularly.

To cum is to be a man, its to be at one with nature...

Cumming is not just for fun, its not the same as a woman cumming, its REQUIRED ESSENTIAL MANDATORY for the male mind and body to function, women don’t have this issue.

So stop wasting time and send me a message or give me a call, realise that no matter what happens you are going to have fun with me, and it can be anytime you want and anywhere you want, because I understand that it will need to fit into your life, don’t worry, I can make it fit for you, so stop wasting your life away and take care of this essential area.

You will not know until you have tried it...

Curious Straight Guys

Stop being curious lads, step up, msg or call, this is easy and you will have fun. There is no judgement or hate, and no one will know, you literally have nothing to lose, but potentially a lot to gain. Your sexual life can be broadened and take on entirely new dimensions because I will take you into situations and scenarios that stretch your mind and your cock. Curiosity killed the cat, but for you curiosity will give you a banging cum load, so lets play.

Virgin Straight Guys

You poor virgin straight guys are yet to taste the sweet pussy, and all you know are the pleasures of the cock, YOUR OWN! well even for you there are huge benefits to giving me a call or a SEXT CHAT, because I know what you are going through. All men have been there at the start of their sexual life, a time when you have all the energy and the spunk of a man, but no place to put it. You watch porn endlessly, you stroke off all the time, hoping not to get caught in the act, you still have all the hallmark shame of jerking off at the beginning and your liberation is several years away if you are lucky, well for you, there is ME !

I can take you on those sexual journeys of exploration, play through all those weird and wonderful jerk off roles you have dreamt about. Nothing is too kinky , I have heard it all before, and know exactly how to get you to the edge, hang you there for as long as I like and then drop you over the edge to an amazing orgasm when I'm ready. Come blow your loads with me. 

You will always remember your first cum, as your eyes closed and you emptied your first load...

Straight Guy With Weird Roleplay Ideas

Say no more dude, this is a guy thing, and women will never understand us!  So let me guess, you are in a relationship or married, but in the back of your mind you have some out there fantasy's which you want to explore, but are too ashamed to bring them to the discussion with your partner? perhaps your partner is too straight laced to even consider it, or maybe your fetish or roleplay idea really is too freaky for them, whatever the situation, you can have your cake and eat it, give me a call.

I love to play out situations and take you to the limits, because I know there are things you dont want to discuss with your partner, and you dont have too, keep it a secret, keep it something you jerk off to with a stranger, and that stranger is ME !

We dont love in the same way as women, the cock and balls drive us all...

Call Me Straight Guys And Lets Play

You can see that this is not the first time I am speaking to or writing for a straight guy, I know you guys well, I know you intimately and I speak from personal experience, so give it a shot and reach out, lets play. You will not regret it.

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